Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Coolest name ever

Tokyo Sexwale. Tokyo is a nickname. The surname is probably not pronounced phonetically. Truthfully, the comic potential is limited and sophomoric. The man is a rising political star who suffered dual cruelties of lock up and exile. By choosing him party leader, the African National Congress can both maintain its link to Nelson Mandela as well as put forth a moderate, less controversial figure in the top spot. But, on the other hand, saying the name aloud according to anglophone pronunication would doubtless elicit a few titters, and not just in news rooms. Some words and concepts have a way of cutting through the white noise of conversation for certain people. The image of several absurd possibilities - a Japanese dildo, a plus-sized hooker residing in Shinagawa, a horny sumo - spark curiosity. But wait, he realistically can become the next president of the most prosperous and influential sub-Saharan African nation. If I were a head of state, I would do anything to be the first to invite him on a visit. Like Balzac, his name has a dual entendre, but it commingles geography, sex, and large, sea dwelling mammals. But enough deconstruction. Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a straight face.

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